《月残照诗词》
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1、自嘲法：一个急诊挂号费两元，门卫收停车费十元，我赔八元，现在当医生就跟奶牛差不多，我吃的是草挤的是奶，你就不怕全院大夫挤出个乳腺炎!(霍思邈哭诉医生之苦);谷超华出医疗事故，同行说：“哪个名医不背几条人命?”当头棒喝法：你们就是拿执照的杀人犯!(医闹痛斥手术医生)
2、Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war's a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
3、If you do not claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
4、“皇后娘娘，皇后娘娘，奴婢有情报!”皇后娘娘，奴才听说，还珠格格发疯啦!还珠格格杀人啦!!!!还珠格格打人了!
5、If I did have a tumor…I’d name it Marla. Marla…the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can’t.
6、Our great war is a spiritual war
7、我不关心凶杀案和贫穷问题，我只关心名人杂志，500个频道的电视，我内裤上印着谁的名字。生发剂，威尔钢，减肥药。
8、我的同学，某医院的小裴，最近辞职了。本科毕业八年，完全放弃，博士都要到手了，放弃，去做IT。不知道因为怎样的爱恨情仇和勇气，才能做出这样的决定。怎么没有事情推动我痛下决心离开这里呢?
9、有人精辟总结过新闻联播：前十分钟国家领导很忙，中间十分钟全国人民很幸福，后十分钟世界人民生活在水深火热之中。
10、我们一定要知道鸭绒垫子吗?
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