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清明有为的句子

《清明有为的句子》

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清明有为的句子

1、只有最精的黄羊,才能舍得身子底下焐热的热气,在半夜站起来撒出半泡尿,这就不怕狼追了。

2、Yeah, well, she is a nut job, and I'm not going on any date.

3、可是我不想做屌丝了。

4、我在挥舞我的双手,好像我一点都不在乎。

5、还没睡吗?我一觉睡了70年,长官,我觉得我睡够了

6、拿几个煎饼走吧。

7、鹰眼:我是怎么清醒的?黑寡妇:我给你按摩了一下脑部。

8、你圆满完成了史上最糟糕约会。

9、Kyle,Kyle,Kyle,stop!stop doing your business on the Petunias!There you go,go to Fred's.Go crazy.

10、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.



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